On Mon, 10 Nov 1997, Jill Gillham wrote:
>
> My answer comes from the debate on whether or not contestants in the Miss
> America pagent should be allowed to wear high heels during the swimsuit
> competition
NH: :) Seems like the wrong question to me. What about a debate on the
purpose of the 'pageant' itself?
> Basically, if ye wearing heels, it makes your gluteous maximus appear to
> be smaller.
NH: Wait up; *SMALLER?!?* Heels make you stick your ass out behind and
your chest out in front in order to be able to stand straight at all.
-nalo
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